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"LOL funny, rude, and offensive in a nice way. Get it for your inner ugly man!"
“If you like Monty Python, The Onion, or just laughing about men’s eternal and pathetic quest to meet women then you will love this.”
The Ugly Man's A-Z Guide To Getting Laid is a tongue-in-cheek accompaniment to the aesthetically forlorn man's social paralysis, providing 24-hour, alphabetical guidance on how best to turn sexual famine into something marginally more than a hand-held party for one.
“The RRP of my sexual encounters has dropped significantly since having this book read to me.” Stephen Gawking, Tribulator, Oxford, England
“Up until receiving this book as a present, I thought a Kentucky Family Bucket was the closest I'd get to a modified chick. Bwoy! I was wrong.” Marshal Lloyd, Lady Bwoy, Atlanta, USA
“After learning to read just to put these wonderful tips into practice, the entirety of my weekly dole money has been spent on condoms. My right hand now permanently stinks of rubber.” Trippaniel Fall, Unemployable, Enfield, England
“Prior to digesting this guide, I thought I was just plain ugly. Turns out I'm brutiful.” Ted Ray, Vet, Arkinsas, USA
http://www.amazon.com/UGLY-GUIDE-GETTING-humorous-books-ebook/dp/B00FPXATNK/
"LOL funny, rude, and offensive in a nice way. Get it for your inner ugly man!"
“If you like Monty Python, The Onion, or just laughing about men’s eternal and pathetic quest to meet women then you will love this.”
A hilarious how to guide that will make any man (or woman) laugh
The Ugly Man's A-Z Guide To Getting Laid is a tongue-in-cheek accompaniment to the aesthetically forlorn man's social paralysis, providing 24-hour, alphabetical guidance on how best to turn sexual famine into something marginally more than a hand-held party for one.
“The RRP of my sexual encounters has dropped significantly since having this book read to me.” Stephen Gawking, Tribulator, Oxford, England
“Up until receiving this book as a present, I thought a Kentucky Family Bucket was the closest I'd get to a modified chick. Bwoy! I was wrong.” Marshal Lloyd, Lady Bwoy, Atlanta, USA
“After learning to read just to put these wonderful tips into practice, the entirety of my weekly dole money has been spent on condoms. My right hand now permanently stinks of rubber.” Trippaniel Fall, Unemployable, Enfield, England
“Prior to digesting this guide, I thought I was just plain ugly. Turns out I'm brutiful.” Ted Ray, Vet, Arkinsas, USA
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